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I have two faaaavorite comebacks to cosplay creeps.
Scenario 1: This guy is interviewing me as Deadpool. He is gesturing to my chest and asks me what makes me better than regular Deadpool. “Because my without my healing factor, I can bleed for 5 days and not die.” Insert flabbergasted interviewer.
Scenario 2: I was Poison Ivy and a DIFFERENT interviewer. His friends/camera crew approached me, very nicely, and asked for an interview. I agree. Then he turns to the camera and says something to the effect that I MUST be the REAL Poison Ivy because he can’t stop itching from last night. So I deadpan it and tell him he must be the Flash’s secret identity since he was the fastest man alive last night. They had to stop filming because his friends laughed so hard and he turned bright red. He apologized and I told him he was forgiven if they kept that zing in there.
Look, we know you’re trying to be funny. But TRYING to be funny and ACTUALLY being funny are two different things. You’re surrounded by attractive people in skimpy and not skimpy outfits. Most reactions of cosplayers are ” :| ” to the jokes when they’re trying to put on a smile to be friendly.
Just… don’t. Please.
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
- If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
- If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
You are only a true fan if you:
- are powered by electricity
- have multiple flat blades
- spin around really fast
i got so mad then laughed so hard
it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
when albums have songs that fade into each other
how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help
REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT UP
The many ways to tie a scarf. I think NYC looks the most difficult but also the cutest. Which one’s your favorite?
The Welcome to Night Vale Game.
An online sort of choose-your-own-adventure game, where you get to travel the streets of night vale. It has a plot (not telling!) and multiple endings. It also has hidden images throughout that you can collect. And you get to interact with a lot of the characters (Josie, the Angels, Station Management, the Hooded Figures, the might Glow Cloud, Kevin, the Sheriffs Secret Police, the Man in the Tan Jacket, etc.). Just be careful that you don’t die first.
The game is not released yet, we are still working on it. We hope to put out a trailer of the game (to reveal the plot) early September, and the tentative release date is October 1st. The game is originally created by us (Banana Squid). nightvale-pta and teamfreekickass are assisting with the writing.
If you want to assist in it’s creation, feel free to send an ask to the game’s official tumblr: watch-the-skies-nightvale and let us know what you’d like to do to help.
Please Reblog this, to get the word around about the game’s existence!
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be